My day started as most of them do… with Mrs. Jeckles threatening me. “Get up now. And if you want me to iron your clothes, give them to me before I’m done ironing.” Sometimes it takes a threat (or many) to get me out of bed. I stumbled to the closet and tossed a shirt [...]
I guess I have no choice but to appreciate the irony of the situation. The last few years, I have suffered from allergies. Around this time of year, I can count on cultivating a Sinus Infection (or two.) The irony? I never used to have these issues, because I smoked three packs a day. Oh [...]
Obama still hasn’t texted me. Which I suppose is fine, but what’s the point of letting his supporters be the first to know, if you are gonna stall long enough to let the media scoop you? I saw the Clone Wars movie tonight and I liked it. As a matter of fact, in many ways [...]
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